Everyone enjoys a good lawyer joke. Lawyers are easy targets of humor. A day doesn't pass without someone telling me their favorite lawyer joke. I've decided to collect these jokes, and post them here. If you have a favorite you can email it to us and we'll post it here. Enjoy. But remember, when you have a legal problem and require the assistance of a good attorney, it's no longer a joke.

Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.

Q: What do you call a 1000 lawyers 1000 feet beneath the surface of the sea??
A: A good start.

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Everyone loves a good lawyer joke. Lawyer's are an easy target. But when you have a legal problem finding a good lawyer is no joke.

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