Everyone enjoys a good lawyer joke. Lawyers are easy targets of humor. A day doesn’t pass without someone telling me their favorite lawyer joke. I’ve decided to collect these jokes, and post them here. If you have a favorite, you can email it to us and we’ll post it here. Enjoy.
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: What do you call a 1000 lawyers 1000 feet beneath the surface of the sea?
A: A good start.
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Everyone loves a good lawyer joke. Lawyers are an easy target. But remember, when you have a legal problem and require the assistance of a good attorney, it’s no longer a joke.
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